11 May 2011

I have perfect paws (or paw)

What's this I hear about mom coveting our neighbor's paws? Isn't that breaking one of the Catmandments?

I have only one front paw, but it's perfect. It's pure white and 1-1/4 inches wide. Mom keeps my paws healthy by trimming and cleaning my claws (they get a little waxy).

I know mom loves me and my paws, so I'm not jealous of Tyler. And I agree that those giant paws of his are spectacular. If I could get a prosthetic paw, I might like a big paw with an extra toe like Tyler's. On second thought, I'd look funny with a gigantic paw on my slender body. I think I'll stay just the way I am.

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